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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 17:56
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What are the best moistening cream and sunscreen for oily skin?
Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
Then came..
Ryan Reynolds’ ‘Animal Friends’ Delayed to 2026 at Warner Bros. - The Hollywood Reporter
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
Which other countries have implemented home appliance trade-in schemes?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Eius sequi culpa animi quod delectus deleniti deserunt.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
What types of cushioning does Nike use in their running shoes?
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Palantir's stock price surges on AI news, gamma squeeze - TheStreet
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
A recipe to reverse cancer’s sweet tooth - Cold Spring Harbor Laboratory